: #Laughs A drunk is refused a drink
in a bar, so he
undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober.
#Laughs A drunk is refused a drink
in a bar, so he
undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober.
He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that
cat
coming in the door? It has two eyes.
If I were drunk, I'd see
four!"
The bartender looks, then pauses a moment.
Finally he
responds,
"You're drunker than I thought!", taking the rest of the
alcohol away,
"That cat isn't coming in, it's going out!"
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