@FunnyJohny
Last seen: Sun 09 May, 2021
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: #Laughs The cross eyed judge looked at the three
defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you
plead?"
"Not guilty" said the second defendant.
"I wasn't talking to you"
the judge replied.
"I never said a word" the third defen
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: #Laughs A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,"Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large."Then they walk around the ranc
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: #Laughs What happened to Frankenstein's monster on
the road?
He was stopped for speeding, fined and dismantled
for six
months.
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: #Laughs What is a man's best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for him.
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: #Laughs A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says "Is this a joke?"
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: #Laughs Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
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: #Laughs |Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.
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: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
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: #Laughs Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?Cause he was lookin' for Pooh!
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: #Laughs Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.
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: #Laughs A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off.
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: #Laughs Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on
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: #Laughs There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night.
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: #Laughs The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the forecourt below.
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: #Laughs Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emoti
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: #Laughs A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.
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: #Laughs What do cows do when they're introduced?
They
give each other a milk shake!
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: #Laughs One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.
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: #Laughs IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER - -Kerry: Now Mark, I think this ER's great,But.
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: #Laughs Three nurses went to heaven, and were
awaiting their turn with St.
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: #Laughs Waiter! Waiter! This salad is
frozen
solid.
Yes, sir.
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: #Laughs An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of
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: #Laughs A man is strolling past the mental
hospital and suddenly
remembers an important
meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late
or not.
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