@FunnyJohny
Last seen: Sun 09 May, 2021
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: #Laughs Which book makes prudish Gorillas
blush?
The Naked Ape!
@FunnyJohny 2 Hours ago
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: #Laughs Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He
wanted the circus to be in his blood.
@FunnyJohny 2 Hours ago
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: #Laughs What is a snowman's favorite book ?
War
and Frozen Peas !
@FunnyJohny 3 Hours ago
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: #Laughs What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday
cake?
Shortcake!
@FunnyJohny 3 Hours ago
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: #Laughs Why did the pig send his story to New
York?
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
@FunnyJohny 3 Hours ago
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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?A: She peed on her corn flakes.
@FunnyJohny 3 Hours ago
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: #Laughs Have you seen www.veryangry.com?
No, AND
STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!
@FunnyJohny 3 Hours ago
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: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.
@FunnyJohny 3 Hours ago
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: #Laughs |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.
@FunnyJohny 3 Hours ago
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: #Laughs What's the difference between a
psychologist and a magician?
A psychologist pulls habits out of
rats!
@FunnyJohny 3 Hours ago
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: #Laughs Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
@FunnyJohny 3 Hours ago
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: #Laughs A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink.
@FunnyJohny 3 Hours ago
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: #Laughs A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down
to lunch at McDonald's.
@FunnyJohny 3 Hours ago
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: #Laughs |Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.
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: #Laughs Willie: "I have an awful
toothache."
Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine."
Willie: "Yes, if it was
yours, I would, too."
@FunnyJohny 4 Hours ago
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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes like buttered
toast?
A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.
@FunnyJohny 4 Hours ago
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: #Laughs What did Noah do while spending time on the
ark ?
Fished, but he didn't catch much.
@FunnyJohny 4 Hours ago
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: #Laughs What is a twip?
A twip is what
a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.
@FunnyJohny 4 Hours ago
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: #Laughs A trio
of old veterans were bragging
about the heroic exploits of their
ancestors one afternoon down at the
VFW hall.
@FunnyJohny 4 Hours ago
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: #Laughs What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has
sixteen wheels?
A monster on roller-skates.
@FunnyJohny 4 Hours ago
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: #Laughs Little
Johnny's class were on an outing
to their local police station where
they saw pictures, of the ten
most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin
board.
@FunnyJohny 4 Hours ago
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: #Laughs Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore.So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom.
@FunnyJohny 4 Hours ago
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: #Laughs |A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.
@FunnyJohny 4 Hours ago
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: #Laughs Teacher: What are the four
elements?
Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.
Teacher: What do you mean the
Internet?
Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm
in my
element.
@FunnyJohny 4 Hours ago
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: #Laughs "Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class.
@FunnyJohny 4 Hours ago
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: #Laughs Where does
the Internet football team
play?
Webley.
@FunnyJohny 4 Hours ago
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: #Laughs There was a little old lady from a
small town in America who had to go to Texas.
@FunnyJohny 4 Hours ago
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: #Laughs Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.
@FunnyJohny 4 Hours ago
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: #Laughs Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
@FunnyJohny 4 Hours ago
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: #Laughs A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely.
@FunnyJohny 4 Hours ago
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