@FunnyJohny
Last seen: Sun 09 May, 2021
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: #Laughs YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wi
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: #Laughs Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?""No," says Monica.
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: #Laughs Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way, unique up on him.
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: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a
Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a
great-looking
female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver
and
cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman
says, "I lov
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: #Laughs Knock Knock
Who's there !
Artichoke
!
Artichoke who !
Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !
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: #Laughs A traveller pulls into a hotel
around
midnight and asks the clerk for a single room.
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: #Laughs A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger." The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed.
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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood.
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: #Laughs Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his
pal asked him how he
had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied,
"it was a total con! I saw
a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I
followed it and saw the monkeys.
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: #Laughs After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim.
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: #Laughs A hungry lion was
roaming through
the jungle looking for something to eat.
He came across two men.
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: #Laughs The bartender asks the guy
sitting at the bar, "What'll you
have?" The guy answers, "A scotch,
please." The bartender hands him
the drink, and says "That'll be
five dollars," to which the guy
replies, "What are you talking
about? I d
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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross
a giant, hairy
monster with a penguin?
I don't know but it's a very tightfitting
tuxedo.
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: #Laughs A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:---------------------------------Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50Hand Job .00---------------------------------Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dolla
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: #Laughs A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang - but instead of picking upthe phone I accidentally picked up the ironand stuck it to my ear
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: #Laughs A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave.
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: #Laughs Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called hisfirst witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.
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: #Laughs The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy."Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk."It's designed to adjust the tot to live in today's world, madam," the shop assistant replied...."Any way he tries
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: #Laughs Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake.
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: #Laughs What does it mean when an accountant is
drooling out of
both sides of his mouth?
His desk is level
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: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.
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