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: #Laughs What kind of letters did the
snake get from
his admirers?
Fang mail.
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: #Laughs What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from
his
girlfriend?
It's a dead letter day.
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: #Laughs A Packer fan was enjoying himself at
the game in a packed Lambeau Field,
until he noticed an empty seat
down in front.
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: #Laughs Why do aardvarks make undesirable
neighbors?
Because they always have their noses in other people's
business!
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: #Laughs What do you get when you put a car and a
pet together ?
Carpet !
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: #Laughs Why is a dog with a lame leg
like adding 6 and
7s?
He puts down the three and carries the one.
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: #Laughs The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike.
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: #Laughs A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs.
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: #Laughs What would happen if you crossed Magilla
Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
It would drink the brandy it would
carry and act like a big
Gorilla!
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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!
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: #Laughs A young executive was leaving the office late
one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder
with
a piece of paper in his hand.
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: #Laughs "I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than cancer?" his friend asked.
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: #Laughs Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the other, "Wow, did you see how fast that thing was moving?" The other replies, "Yeah.
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: #Laughs Where is Dracula's American office?
The
Vampire State Building.
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: #Laughs Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
He heard the snow blower coming.
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: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a
gallant
driver saw
a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat
tire, and
couldn't bear passing her by.
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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20 minutes because it said concentrate?
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: #Laughs How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down
and make a noise like a banana.
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: #Laughs An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to op
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