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: #Laughs How do you make a small fortune out of
horses?
Start off with a large fortune!
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: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
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: #Laughs An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working.He asks the Polish guy if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he te
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: #Laughs What is the cat's favourite TV
show ?
The
evening mews !
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: #Laughs Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been seen.
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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant with a
carrot in each ear ?
Anything you want as he can't hear you !
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: #Laughs Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's
father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage.
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: #Laughs You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilepaper!
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: #Laughs Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had enough of each other, so Ron had an idea for the two to wake up early the next day and hike in opposite directions for the day and meet at the campground for dinner.
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: #Laughs Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.Two silkworms were in a race.
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: #Laughs O'Toole
worked in the lumber yard for
twenty years and all that time he'd been
stealing the wood and
selling it.
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: #Laughs A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it's his life long dream.
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: #Laughs Why are there so many Johnson
in he
phone book?
They all have phones.
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: #Laughs Q: How many Geminis
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take
all week and when
they're done the light bulb will do your homework,
speak French
and shine any colour you want from it.
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: #Laughs What would happen if we priced our "COWS" using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a "CAR"?LIST PRICING A COWA farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer.
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: #Laughs A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is
a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
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: #Laughs Have you heard about the
latest Polish
parachute?
It opens on impact.
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: #Laughs Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.
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: #Laughs What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
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: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
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: #Laughs |One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language.
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: #Laughs What did the
hurricane say to the coconut
tree?
Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!
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: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.
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: #Laughs It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in hisOWN pockets.
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: #Laughs One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door
of a home in an upper-class neighborhood.
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: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother
?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
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: #Laughs Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke
three
times?
A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the
punchline, and
once when she gets it.
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: #Laughs Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
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: #Laughs In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.In prison you get three meals a day.At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.In prison you
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: #Laughs An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days.
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: #Laughs |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chili, beer, eggplant, smoked trout, spaghetti parmesan, chicken with rice, and spinach.
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: #Laughs The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip.
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: #Laughs Where did the
Gorilla play baseball?
In
the bush leagues,of course!
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: #Laughs What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? "Depends."
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: #Laughs Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military
action in Bosnia?
A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.
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: #Laughs Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has it!
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: #Laughs Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!
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: #Laughs A blonde walks down the street
and sees a
banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.
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: #Laughs Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alda
!
Alda who ?
Alda time you knew who it was !
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: #Laughs Why did the piglets do badly in
school?
They were all slow loiners.
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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his
condom?
A: To keep the swelling down.
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: #Laughs There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, with an awning below them.The American said to the Irishman: "I bet I could jump off this roof, land on the awning and bounce back off." So he jumped
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: #Laughs A man
went into a deli shop and took a seat
at the lunch counter.
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