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: #Laughs Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way, unique up on him.
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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood.
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: #Laughs A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger." The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed.
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: #Laughs A traveller pulls into a hotel
around
midnight and asks the clerk for a single room.
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: #Laughs YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wi
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: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a
Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a
great-looking
female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver
and
cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman
says, "I lov
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: #Laughs Knock Knock
Who's there !
Artichoke
!
Artichoke who !
Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !
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: #Laughs Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?""No," says Monica.
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: #Laughs What does it mean when an accountant is
drooling out of
both sides of his mouth?
His desk is level
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: #Laughs Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his
pal asked him how he
had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied,
"it was a total con! I saw
a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I
followed it and saw the monkeys.
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: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.
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: #Laughs If two lawyers were drowning,
and you could
only save one of
them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?
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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross
a giant, hairy
monster with a penguin?
I don't know but it's a very tightfitting
tuxedo.
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: #Laughs A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang - but instead of picking upthe phone I accidentally picked up the ironand stuck it to my ear
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