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: #Laughs What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they're on their back their both fucked!
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: #Laughs Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train.
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: #Laughs |Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsidiary: 1) The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree, which never produced the cash crop forecasted, will be replaced by
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: #Laughs |Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit.
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: #Laughs What do you get
when you cross a rabbit
with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny.
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: #Laughs Knock Knock
Who's there !
China
!
China who?
China late, isn't it? !
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: #Laughs Why did the cow
jump over the moon?
To get
to the Milky Way!
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: #Laughs It seems that a devout, good couple was about
to get married,
but a tragic car accident ended their lives.
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: #Laughs Tim once took his small cousin with him while
he went
fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up.
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: #Laughs An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"The old man replied, "It's fart football!"A few minutes later the wife l
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: #Laughs Where do ghosts go for their holidays?
The Dead Sea.
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: #Laughs Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill.
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: #Laughs Where's Spiderman's home page?
On the
world wide web.
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: #Laughs |Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?A: A bee in a submarine!Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?A: Fooling with a bee!Q: What did the spider say t
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: #Laughs Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
To stamp out
forest fires !
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: #Laughs When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living.
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: #Laughs 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.
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