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: Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. #Laughs
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: #Laughs Dan: My little brother is a
real
pain.
Nan: Things could be worse.
Dan: How?
Nan: He could be
twins !
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: #Laughs First witch: My, hasn't your little
girl
grown ?
Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.
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: #Laughs |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."There's not much room on this page," he said.
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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a spider and an
elephant ?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the
ceiling then run
before it collapses !
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: #Laughs There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell.Halfway through the flight the plane had engine trouble, the pilot warned the girls to assume the crash position, just in case they wen
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: #Laughs If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a man? .99 a minute!
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: #Laughs The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.
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: #Laughs What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
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: #Laughs Salesman: This jug is
genuine Indian
pottery.
Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland."
Salesman:
Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?
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: #Laughs A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl, nude, lying onthe bed.
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