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: #Laughs First witch: My, hasn't your little
girl
grown ?
Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.
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: #Laughs A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a
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: #Laughs I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.
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: #Laughs How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia? - Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush".
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: #Laughs |An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the VOLAR.
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: #Laughs What is the difference between a crazy bunny
and a
counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a
mad bunny!
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: #Laughs At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence.
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: #Laughs Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!
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: #Laughs Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that youwould offend the person standing near you?...NOT.
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: #Laughs A retiring farmer in preparation for selling
his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.
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: #Laughs I
really don't understand why the federal
government was so slow to send
aid to the areas hit by Hurricane
Andrew.
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: #Laughs A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient.Doctor: 'It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that your penis is about six inches too long and it
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: #Laughs "What do you do?" a young man asked
the beautiful girl he was dancing with.
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: #Laughs Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr.
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